FILE--John Waters applauds onstage Sept. 17, 2003, after a performance of "Hairspray" at the Mechanic Theatre in downtown Baltimore. Movie-maker Waters, the man behind such cinematic originals like ``Cry Baby'' and ``Serial Mom,'' may be on the forefront of something else truly innovative: he's a one-man Kevin Federline fanclub.(CP PICTURE ARCHIVE/AP/Matt Houston)